March 2012
86 posts
“It’s okay to go have some wine with girlfriends, but the moment you...”
– What?! Pretty sure this chick is past tipsy.
Silly Catholics talking about drinking being a big ole sin. BRING ME ANOTHER MIMOSA!! Man, I’m kinda outta place here. Ah, family.
“Not to be vulgar but my throat feels like I had a big black cock shoved down it,...”
– Not my innocent baby sister
A pitcher of margaritas later, my day’s looking up.
Computer, camera, external, AND phone drama. C’mon, technology, Y U fuck me over so bad??
I have this superstitious feeling in the back of my head that my terribly disastrous luck today has to do with splashing Sydney’s titays with holy water.
Sunday sober up nap fail.
Sunday brunch time rolls around and I have a problem saying no to champagne even when I have a whole bunch of homework that has to get done that day. Oopsie. I was really enjoying myself in the warm sunshine with my mom and my love and just kept sippin’…
Flash forward a few hours and me and Skodapop are too intoxicated to do the mass amounts of editing we both have and decided to...
What stresses me out the most:
(in no particular order)
My family.
Money.
School.
I leave my lunch for 2 seconds and kitty is all over it. Hope you enjoyed my hummus, you evil whore cat.
God dammit, Lana Del Rey, god dammit!
I love my boyfriend. So much it’s stupid. Makes me feel incredibly vulnerable and giddy at the same time. But I’ll take it. Oh, I’ll take it.